Hank Hill: Bill, Bill! Those 'dogs are for everyone! Bill Dautrieve: (finishes eating all the hotdogs, and belches) That should do it. (notices Bill eating all of the hotdogs) Jesus! Bobby Hill: Woah, look at him go. Bill Dautrieve: I'll be speedy! (starts to eat) Hank Hill: Hey, we've got ketchup, mustard, relish over there. Hank Hill: In heaven… Hey, that's Todd! The Fat and the Furious Hank Hill: (bringing over hotdogs) Okay everybody, 'dogs are up! Now Bill's in a rush, so he gets first crack. Get Your Freak Off Hank Hill: (Referring to Bobby's dancing at a concert) They weren't dancing like you and I dance.
She was savin' a quart of beer for before bed, and Daddy threw it out, and she went after him with a fork. Gonna come over here and shut that dang ol' dog up. Y'all.ever time that dang ol' dog across the street start yappin' his jaw.24-hours a day.nobodyĪnswered.How you supposed to come out here and do anything about that dog?.Ain't no computer NANCY: The healing process takes time, honey.īOOMHAUER: I been calling y'all people for better than a month now, gripe 'bout I'm late for my migrane treatment with John Redcorn.ĭALE: Nancy, you been going to that healer for twelve years, and you still get headaches every night. Los estudiantes son mis amigos.ĭALE: Hey, baby, how about a couple of beers? HANK: Mister, I haven't even begun to project my anger onto you! Hill, I feel that you're coming from an anger mindset, and if you're projecting this anger onto me, it gives me grave concerns as to how you facilitate your son's growth in private. HANK: Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas! It's already 110 in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm going to kick your ass!ĭALE: Could be far-off helicopters.U.N. I say let the world warm up, let's see what Boutros Boutros Ghali Ghali has to say about that. commissars telling Americans what the temperature's going to be in our outdoors.
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Get it? "Global?"ĭALE: That's code for U.N. They're trying to control global warming. HANK: How is cutting down on pollution a government plot, Dale?ĭALE: Open up your eyes, man. I heard on talk radio you don't even need 'em, they're just an egghead government plot. It's your quote unquote pollution controls. HANK: You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, and you can't get on base without taking a swing.īOBBY: The pitcher could walk me, couldn't he?ĪNTHONY: I wish I could, ma'am, but the regulations say we can't take custody of the boy without an interview.ĭALE: I know what's wrong with your truck. Them New York boys, I tell you what.just a show about nothin'. Detroit hasn't felt any real pride since George Bush went to Japan and vomited on their auto executives.īOOMHAUER (discussing Seinfeld): I tell you what, man, you see the part where dang ol' George come in there and he's talkin' 'bout tasting his own burp and Kramer comes slidin' in there, he always does that. HANK: Well, I wish it were that easy, Boomhauer, but I'll tell you what my truck needs - leadership. That little hole.you just put a little oil around there.just like Bobby Unser said like it go BOOM.just
You know what they say "Ford" stands for, don't you? It stands for "Fix It Again, Tony."īOOMHAUER: I tell ya what you do.you just take them dang ol' spark plugs out.and The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Pilot"Ĭlick here to return to the Main Quotes PageĭALE: I know what's wrong with it: It's a Ford. "Please respect my fence's right to be a fence."
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